Signature collection!

[Ragunn]

This is why I was initially so hostile toward Battlestation dailies. I admit that mostly it's the need to deal with nutters who feel the need to be important, but this one I can't just figure out.

[Sexologist]: sorry son
To [Sexologist]: Hmm? For what?
[Sexologist]: for owning you back athere
To [Sexologist]: Oh, no problem.

[Ragunn]

Tussa baptizes the Spinetooth next to her
Tussa: I name thee Bill.

[Tussa]

Hilfy: Missing one thing.
Hilfy: Coffee.
Youny: Yes, true!
Tussa: Yes, well... Chris isn't allowed here, so..
Hilfy: Can we convince Chris to be Christine and bring him...her...next time?

[Tussa]

Jawques "Jawalooc" Loocazt and Amelie "Dookumi" Freeman just met. Dr Tremlett has mentioned his name a couple of times, but have barely spoken. Then this gem:

Dookumi: Now, Mr. Lolcatz was it? Do you need to see my lab now?

[Xelger]

[Assembly] Ragunn: [Need to give some attention to wifey, brb]
[Assembly] Ragunn: [NOT LIKE THAT]
[Assembly] Shadowset: [ awww sookie sookie ]
[Assembly] Shadowset: [*plays some cheesy pr0n music*]

[Hilfy]

Random ARK RP in subway with an old subway information droid for an interface:

Subdroid: The train encountered a power loss during high speed.
Subdroid: Cause of reclaimation for individuals on board was not the excessive speed.
Subdroid: It was sudden wall related decelleration.
Subdroid: The relevant accident related forms have been submitted for....twenty individuals.
Monicka: Were any leets harmed in the crash?
Vydma: Yes the sudden stop... everytime
Subdroid: Checking
Subdroid: Checking
Subdroid: Checking
Subdroid: No leets were harmed in the making of this traincrash

[Ragunn]

IRC, I'm sorry, but.

<Xelger> Oh Skyrim.. How thine boobies doth bounce..eth..

[Tussa]

Youny: you've tasted neutrals?
Leileena inserts reference to oral sex

[Ragunn]

After Tim is rescued:

[Vicinity] Ragunn: Yeah, we were discussin' if'n we could kill ya anyway an' forge ya will tae get ya stuff.
[Vicinity] Tombak: Yeah, tell me about it
[Vicinity] Tombak: raises his eyebrow.. glancing at Cord
[Vicinity] Ragunn: grins, setting a cigarette between his lips
[Vicinity] Hilfy: Seen his appartment. He does not own much of interest. Not worth the effort.
[Vicinity] Tombak: chuckles
[Vicinity] Ragunn: Nae e'en th' porn?
[Vicinity] Hilfy: Seen better.

[Ragunn]

[Kelesar]: Husband of Mrs Kirklin. Do you have but a moment?
To [Kelesar]: Jesus.
To [Kelesar]: 'course?
[Kelesar]: I am unfamiliar with Jesus. Who is she?
[Kelesar]: We have a problem.
To [Kelesar]: Bastard who ne'er oughta've been imagined.
To [Kelesar]: 'course we do. Always a problem.

[Hilfy]

[Raid] Escoryon: I don't feel like this is slow
[Raid] Escoryon: I feel like this is bonding and togetherness time
[Raid] Vexari: You don't have any fluffy handcuffs Esco
[Raid] Vexari: How is this bondage time
[Raid] Escoryon: How do you know I don't?
[Raid] Vexari: Wait. I missread that.
[Raid] Vexari: Shit.

[Tussa]

Bronz is back and pranking Winston, as usual!

Krastin: He's filled up my entire personal drive!
Krastin: With all fifteen seasons of Keeping Up With The Sergeyichs....
Krastin: In Quintuple HD!

[Tussa]

Sembly sure thinks highly of herself.

[Assembly] Tussa: - why do any of us exist?
[Assembly] Sembly: :: Because you asked me to. ::
[Assembly] Tussa: - Are you the creator of the universe?
[Assembly] Sembly: :: Yes I am the one and only creator of the universe. ::

[Shadowset]

[07:33:45] [Rkrpooc] Rkrpooc: [IRC] Escoryon: I only achieve true productivity when I put on my banana hammock and drench myself in olive oil

[Ragunn]

[Assembly] Tussa: Hey Tyr.
[Assembly] Thurmond: Yo!
[Assembly] Hilfy: Hello Tyr.
[Assembly] Thurmond: Yo again!
[Assembly] Hilfy: *chuckles quietly*
[Assembly] Xelger: ::Chozo:: Good evening, Mr Thurmond.
[Assembly] Thurmond: Yo the third!
[Assembly] Ragunn: 'lo, nutter.
[Assembly] Thurmond: Now I don't know what to say.
[Assembly] Tussa: Yoyo?
[Assembly] Thurmond: Too obvious.
[Assembly] Hilfy: Believe now it would be Yo Yo Yo Yo.
[Assembly] Hilfy: Either greeting, or Tyr has taken up jodeling.
[Assembly] Thurmond: Don't you mean yodeling?
[Assembly] Hilfy: Same difference.